The officer is enjoying his digestion, picking his teeth, and getting
ready to fire up a stogie when this twerp reeking of dope inserts himself
under official police nostrils. Naturally the cop busts the guy, searches
the car, finds the weed, arrests the passengers, and impounds the car. He
scores three felony arrests, a drug seizure, and a handful of traffic citations.
That’s a cop’s idea of dessert. The moral? Don’t make yourself available
Never once, by the way, did she ask me on a date